carryonmywincestsounds:

demondetoxmanual:

#WOULDN’T IT BE COOL IF ADAM WAS THE BIG BAD OF S9? #HELLO BROTHERS. REMEMBER ME?

Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship fictional characters

for the two anons who asked for the rebloggable version

(Source: imjohnlocked)

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

captain-snark:

andrewgavin:

last christmas

i gave you my heart

but the very next day

you said you were gay

theangelthatfellfordean:

why havent i seen this yet?

here’s the fic.

lexirose-is-cool:

“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”

“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”

“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

(Source: jaimelannster)